50 ways to say Goodbye

My heart was paralyzed My head was over-sized I'll take the high road like I should 
You said, "It's meant to be. That it's not you it's me." 
 You're leaving now for my own good That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting sun tanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
  She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died 

 My pride still feels the sting You were my everything
  Someday I'll find a love likes yours  
She'll think I'm Superman Not Super Minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur?  
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion  
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes   
  She dried up in the desert Drowned in the hot tub Danced to death at an East Side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died 

 I want to live a thousand lives with you I want to be the one you're dying to love But you don't want to 
 That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say  
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 
 She went down in an airplane Fried getting sun tanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes  
She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 
She was caught in a mudslide, Eaten by a lion ,Got run over by a crappy purple Scion  
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She dried up in the desert Drowned in the hot tub. Danced to death at an East Side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died

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